October 2011
26 posts
Oct 30th
STORY TIME →
Okay, here’s a story I wrote like 2 years ago. It was my first (and only) crack at writing horror/suspense and I figured with Halloween coming up I would share it again.  I wrote this when the Slenderman thing first came around on a Something Awful thread. Anyway, enjoy this (or don’t.)
Oct 29th
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
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The newest Hyperbole and a Half comic really hits... →
littlefroggies: pearlconcubine: randomlancila: It’s sad and funny all at the same time. It really gets to the heart of how frustrating it can be to be depressed for ‘no reason’. God, I love this comic. Everyone everywhere should read this. Oh god, this is after spring this year. Put on the apathy armor, turn into a boss. Been a boss since. BU
Oct 28th
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Okay. Sure.
‎5 minutes before closing, a customer comes in, says “HI HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?” as loud as she could. I said “I’m doing fine, is there anything I can help you with?” and she doesn’t respond. She then yells “IS THIS WHERE YOUR FRAPPUCCINOS ARE?” and proceeds to read the entire frappuccino menu out loud and then, when she was finished, exited the...
Oct 28th
diananock: mistergrundy: littlefroggies: magnoliaporter: bigbigtruck: snipa: REBLOG WITH YOUR ANIMU SELF sassy yep Nowhere near fat enough (or just “anime fat” meaning I look like everyone else but have big boobs) completely accurate I guess my anime self has Halloween-related superpowers or something. And fall allergies. It’s me, I’m the...
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 25th
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Sometimes
Sometimes I open up tumblr with the intent to write something that’s important to me. But then I actually start writing it and I give up because I don’t feel like I’m expressing myself the right way. And so I close the window and when I open tumblr back up it says “YOU HAVE AN UNSAVED DRAFT” like it’s mocking me.
Oct 24th
Reblog with Urban Dictionary's definition of your... →
Oh do go on!
Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Oct 15th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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Bison on bandcamp →
Just go and listen to this album. Don’t argue with me because it’s good and I love it. Get some folk in your ears.
Oct 7th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 4th
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Shel Silverstein family to print new collection of... →
bromethean: aaaaaaaa
Oct 3rd
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Nice Guy vs. Good Guy
It makes me feel good when my friends describe me as a good guy. I’d much rather be known as a good guy than a nice guy. Whenever I hear the term “nice guy” I just think of awkward teenage days or terrible guys on the internet that think just because their nice that it means some girl is going to sleep with them. But still. I don’t feel like I live up to that title.
Oct 2nd